Home Sweet Jail

The Man Who Lives in a Jail and likes it


Check out this quirky new book by Mark Bind.

Based on true events, Mark Bind presents a fresh, quirky, and funny book about his crazy quest to find a jail that he could live in. The book is written in a casual conversational style and is loaded with humor, personal observations, his opinions about life, and a ridiculous story that can be described in just one word: weird! 

Buy Jail Time for Bind

This is the book that my jerk of a friend, Jacob Jenson wrote. I am mad at him because he came up with the idea to write a book about his life as a gay and kinky Mormon before I did. Now the idiot will make a million dollars on a best seller and probably get a big Hollyweird movie deal. Life sucks sometimes. At least he was good enough to share in his profits if I help to promote his book. So please buy this book! It is a story that is truly stranger than fiction. It will make you cry, laugh, and it will also make you mad at how a lot of self righteous people think. It is a story that really needed to be told. I am just sorry that he beat me to it. Just read the book.  Make sure that you read mine too. 

Want to keep me in jail?

I am going to be voluntarily locked up in jail. For every twenty cents raised, I will serve a minute of jail time. My guess is that I will not have to serve very much time, but I may be wrong. I am prepared to live with the consequences of my choice. I will be on a live feed that will continue throughout the term of my imprisonment.

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Detention required so far. 

No date has been set yet.   "The Innocence Project" will be receiving 50% of your donations to his incarceration. The rest will pay for the jail time and video feed. 

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